{"id":38865,"date":"2021-05-13T08:20:00","date_gmt":"2021-05-13T13:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lapiedrafilosofal.com\/?p=38865"},"modified":"2025-03-30T20:58:42","modified_gmt":"2025-03-31T01:58:42","slug":"zoologico-oficial-por-brigadier-general-r-adolfo-clavijo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oscarhumbertogomez.com\/?p=38865","title":{"rendered":"Zool\u00f3gico oficial. Por: Adolfo Clavijo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lapiedrafilosofal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Adolfo-Clavijo-01.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27397\" src=\"https:\/\/lapiedrafilosofal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Adolfo-Clavijo-01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"717\" height=\"886\" srcset=\"https:\/\/oscarhumbertogomez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Adolfo-Clavijo-01.png 717w, https:\/\/oscarhumbertogomez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Adolfo-Clavijo-01-243x300.png 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 717px) 100vw, 717px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Camello<\/strong>. Nombre que algunos funcionarios le dan a su trabajo normal o a sus tareas adicionales, dando a entender que se sacrifican mucho en sus labores<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conejo<\/strong>. Es lo que hacen muchos empleados que no cumplen con lo que prometen<\/p>\n<p><strong>Culebra<\/strong>. Funcionario ponzo\u00f1oso y rencoroso con sus jefes y compa\u00f1eros.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Elefante Blanco<\/strong>. Obra contratada por el Estado que nunca se termina y que da lugar a constantes incrementos y exagerados e ilegales gastos adicionales<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ladilla<\/strong>. Empleado que es un verdadero par\u00e1sito que fastidia a todos en la empresa.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lagarto<\/strong>. Funcionario que en ejercicio de sus funciones vive buscando aumentos, ascensos, traslados, comisiones o viajes al exterior que no se merece.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lora<\/strong>. Funcionario que habla, habla y habla, pero no dice nada concreto.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mico<\/strong>. T\u00e9rmino empleado en el Congreso para calificar las adiciones improcedentes que se le hacen en el \u00faltimo momento a los textos parlamentarios.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mula<\/strong>. Es el empleado p\u00fablico de cualquier nivel que hace todo lo contrario de lo que debe hacer; que no da ning\u00fan resultado positivo en el desempe\u00f1o de sus funciones.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Oso<\/strong>. Es el rid\u00edculo que hacen, en sus cargos, muchas autoridades p\u00fablicas.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Perezoso<\/strong>. Apreciado corresponsal servidor p\u00fablico que nunca responde ni comenta mis correos.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Perro<\/strong>. El funcionario que dice u ofrece una cosa y hace todo lo contrario.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rata<\/strong>. Todos los empleados p\u00fablicos que se aprovechan del cargo para jalarle permanentemente a la corrupci\u00f3n, rob\u00e1ndose los presupuestos y bienes del Estado.<\/p>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n<p><strong>ILUSTRACI\u00d3N:<\/strong> Pedro Jes\u00fas Vargas Cordero<\/p>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ADOLFO CLAVIJO.\u2014<\/strong> Brigadier General (R) del Ej\u00e9rcito Nacional. Ex decano de la Facultad de Ingenier\u00eda Civil de la Universidad Militar Nueva Granada y ex rector de esa alma mater. Autor de varios libros.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Camello. Nombre que algunos funcionarios le dan a su trabajo normal o a sus tareas adicionales, dando a entender que se sacrifican mucho en sus labores Conejo. 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